life lessons with patrick stump
i lost my virginity on the first date. never sleep with the first date you meet. dates are all assholes and they don’t even taste that good. lose your virginity to a fruit that you truly love
"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider
shoutout to mozzarella sticks
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
I need to get my PhD in Finland.